Summary
Magic maker and a hero of yours.
Objective
Seeking to contribute blood, sweat, and tears. That is all.
Skills Focus and Technical Expertise
Languages
JavaScript
Python
Java
C++
SQL
Backend
Node
Django
Frontend
AngularJS
BackboneJS
D3
JQuery
ExtJS
Standards
Websockets
HTML5 Canvas
CSS3
Testing
Mocha
Karma
Databases
MongoDB
PostgreSQL
PostGIS
Redis
Platforms
AWS
Cloud Foundry
Digital Ocean
Mobile
Android
HTML5 Hybrid
CM
Git
Subversion
Professional Experience
Oct 1979 to Present
Nowhere, NY
Code Monkey
Been on this sinking ship since before the internet.
Notable Projects:
Koala DSP
Implemented a unique DSP algorithm to mimic koala bears.
Applicable Skills:
Hardcore C
Hardcore DSP
Learned HTML and rocked everyone's world.
Applicable Skills:
HTML
Not CSS
Dec 1966 to Oct 1979
Elseware, OK
Lab Rat
Responsible for labs and stuff.
Notable Projects:
Punch Card Optimization
Since I coded like the wind (even then), I needed a better way to write software
Applicable Skills:
Diplomacy
Reading
Writing
Education
BSCS, 1966
Certifications and Awards
Advanced Rubber Necking, 2000
Crimes and Indigestion, 2007
Clearances
Aspiring